new favorite compliment: “you have magical dick-sucking powers” -Matt


ibarfraindows:

When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:

When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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vote-crowley-2014:

#i’ve got 99 problems and this gif is all of them

vote-crowley-2014:

#i’ve got 99 problems and this gif is all of them

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slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

slothtier:

ultrafunnypictures:

How I imagine college students during finals

As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

image

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troye-aka-beyonce:

elliotfriar:

is this troye sivan or a gay porn gif?

OH MY GOD

troye-aka-beyonce:

elliotfriar:

is this troye sivan or a gay porn gif?

OH MY GOD

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dancesamdance:

damn, can’t a girl just get spanked every now and then??? gosh



fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.



My friend just posted a picture of her alarm clocks on Instagram and I thought it was hilarious.

My friend just posted a picture of her alarm clocks on Instagram and I thought it was hilarious.