tyleroakley:

With the queen of the Internet, Jenna Marbles, at the Young Hollywood Awards. We were nominated against each other for Viral Superstar of the Year - tune on Monday night at 8pm on The CW!

tyleroakley:

With the queen of the Internet, Jenna Marbles, at the Young Hollywood Awards. We were nominated against each other for Viral Superstar of the Year - tune on Monday night at 8pm on The CW!


danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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Q
33 34 39
A

Oh thank you!

33. Are you a jealous person?
I can be. It depends on the situation. But generally unless I have a reason to be suspicious, I’m pretty chill.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Probably like 7th or 8th grade. It’s all just a blur of braces and bullies.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hopefully my boyfriend. (Well, probably my boyfriend considering I’m talking to him right now lol.)


imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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strawberrytartpelt:

geekybowties:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

i was about to send this to my teacher and then the part happened and i just 

Oh god it’s this song

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helioscentrifuge:

goesdownwithship:

supercalifraginatural:

grandpacain:

What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines

I can’t believe I put off watching this, because it was figuratively fantastic.

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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

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oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

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tink-aka-disnerd:

chandeliho:

chandeliho:

abuubbles:

borospaladin:

tristebabe:

andrewquo:

WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS

reblog and I’ll marry you

TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW

Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful. 

Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.

THATS IT
I FOUND MY HUSBAND
THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLD

THE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN

No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.

You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.

You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.

Fuck you.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.

If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.

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yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

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I Whip Hair Not Tragedies
Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco
zachsuxx/we-r-who-we-blow mashups

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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